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Sanford: Pluck out your eyes and castrate yourself!

July 11th, 2009 View Comments

I’m fine with Governor Sanford keeping his job as governor, just as long as he stays true to his Christian beliefs and follows the Bible:

And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched: Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched. And if thy foot offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter halt into life, than having two feet to be cast into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched: Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched. And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out: it is better for thee to enter into the kingdom of God with one eye, than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire:

So, when he cuts off his hand (or in his case, probably both hands since he has trouble crossing the line with a number of women over time, and cuts off his, well you know what, since that was the part used to cross the line this last time during the sparking of his love, seems to be he will be ready to get back to governing his state,

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Colbert Tells Viewers To Deny Rep. Cynthia Davis Food (VIDEO)

July 2nd, 2009 View Comments

This is good stuff, both the bit about Davis, but also Colbert’s finger wagging at Fox News, who labeled SC Governor Sanford as a democrat?

Fox News, isn’t that an oxymoron?

Colbert Tells Viewers To Deny Rep. Cynthia Davis Food (VIDEO).

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